Watching the Oscars
Mom: Oh look who got nominated!
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch was nominated
Mom: Wait, no he wasn't who is tha-
Me: IN MY MIND PALACE HE WAS
Me: BUT THEN ELTON JOHN CAME
Me: AND STOLE MY MAN
Mom: Are you alright?
Me: SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE, BUT SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEEEAAAAD
Mom: This is why people think your weird.
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